Wednesday, June 7, 2006

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STRATEGY OF "THE FOUR"



few days ago passed from this life (which lie) the popular singer Rocio Jurado. As expected, all TV channels are quick to cut out using the despicable desires of the audience. This is not surprising. However, I have drawn attention to the position taken by the Channel Four about it, particularly in the blanks "Channel n º 4" and "Noche Hache".
What is the repulsive maneuver being carried out? Since these programs are critical of media coverage being devoted to news. Accuse the other channels to recreate in the morbidity, in the intimacy inviolable. And criticism is accompanied by the same images that show the other channels, albeit with the famous window of "zapping" that contextualizes what is shown.
And what is the result? Four channel that devotes the same space as its competitors to deal with the news. And besides, it does so from a critical perspective hypocritically. It does so because he knows that the viewer is interested in news. What difference does that get filtered by pseudotransgresor approach? Even better, because then the viewer will enjoy their share of morbidity by avoiding of consciousness.
Imagine a six-hour which is how harmful it is to see six hours of television. That's the strategy. Sin is the same, but not repentance.
There are no differences between those who watch TV with a beer in hand and her mouth open and that is to criticize, to praise his own intelligence.
Tin soldier has returned.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

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"Songs from the second floor", the Swedish director Roy Andersson, is a film that you can not miss. Inexplicably, it is impossible to get a DVD copy of this gem in Spain.
I will not tell you anything about it, you directly forced to see it. And I put it easy, you have several options:
1) If you use Emule and it's running, click HERE and add it to your downloads.
2) If the link does not work put into the search box "Songs from the second floor."
The film's original language is Swedish, but you can download the subtitles in English the same way:
1) If you open Emule, click HERE and added English subtitles to your downloads.
2) If not, put in the search box "Songs from the second floor captions."
If you want to visit the official website of Roy Andersson, click HERE .
you going to miss the opportunity? If you've put into tray ...

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

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SONGS OF THE SECOND FLOOR OF HE-MAN HAIR



The He-man hair fascinates me. These hairs forming a perfect yellow helmet quite uncomfortable for the adventure, the texture of cheap mop, that bangs through the exact middle of his forehead ...
Who would have seen a hairstyle like that? Ah, I remember: the modernillas who walk through Fuencarral and Christopher Columbus. Yes, yes, Columbus spent a style identical.
What do you think about those eyebrows black as coal? Is it dyed blond hair? Do you ink the eyebrows? Or is that He-man wore a wig?
had almost forgotten the cartoon of this kind of muscular page accompanied by a tiger-robot. Let compile material because it does not end here.
continue.

Friday, March 3, 2006

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THE PASTOR KIRK CAMERON NURSERY


Surely you remember Kirk Cameron, this mediocre actor teenager forever haunting smile. For now the kid is ... Christian preacher! If he has even set up a website and everything. Here you will find, among other things, the test "Are you a good person?" Means a simplistic vision of a world that offers arcades.
Indeed, leaving aside the nasty content, you'll find web with a very Curran and with a lot of sections each more ill. Visit it at
The Way of the Master .

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Can You Walk In Wrestling Shoes

CABARET!


Perhaps it is wrong to use the blog as an advertising platform but ... You can not miss the program Greyhound Warm and Brian Duke! It is called "Nursery Cabaret" and just released the first installment. If you are a regular of "Tin soldier is the rule," you can get an idea of \u200b\u200bthe program line.
Every two weeks, hang a new childcare program, so stay tuned. You can (and should) listen on the website of Cabaret Nursery.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

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cartoons AND FANS


I have taken in doing so, but I had to talk about the controversy that generated the Muhammad cartoons. Controversy has become a violent protest by thousands of brainless and has revived the debate on freedom of expression. Each time I have more clear that World War III (what a bad roll da write these words) will find their trigger in some bullshit, maybe not blown for a penalty in the final of a World Cup, for instance.
"Freedom of speech" I have seen / heard / read as more than one commentator stale media are filled his mouth to utter the formula. "We fought for freedom of expression and can not undo the advanced way", but of course, freedom of expression with respect and that does not attack religious beliefs.
affirm that there is still censorship and freedom of expression is just that, a phrase that is pronounced with a big mouth and mind shrunk. There is still censorship, perhaps not the snip, but rather an indictment in other forms. "Wow - think someone .- You talk about censorship and nobody prevents you express what you leaves the balls in a blog. Fine, but what if I apply for a scholarship for an art project? What if I get a literary prize to earn a living doing what I Like? No doubt I'll have to censor themselves. And self-censorship is the worst form of censorship, because the blame is yourself. The scissors are invisible.
But where I go is the theme of "star" that is placed on "freedom of expression," the fine print. In this "freedom of speech yes, but not touching religion." Is it that those who believe that religion (in capitals) is one of the great problems of humanity have no right to express it? Why this mania to protect religion from criticism? Did not think freely about sex, politics, terrorism ...? But not about religion. Because Faith is like a house of cards: if someone slams the door the little castle is going to hell. The foundations of faith are so fragile that they must be protected fanatically. Talking about religion in these terms is not within the concept of "free speech" that defend the four assholes who are always swells the chest when they call themselves "democrats." And yes, I can say in this blog. But it's a fucking blog! I can also crap in God and the King, out loud in the privacy of my home. But that is not freedom of expression.

Sunday, February 5, 2006

Blueprints On A Dunk Tank




I learn on the web Rights Digital Freedom the following story: "He created the Foundation for the Defense of the English Nation. "One of them said that is not a purely intellectual movement. It is a popular movement to defend the English nation is at stake . What a crap. It's that old to see them two days left to die in terror because it is "at risk" the English nation and it seems pathetic. "These children costume kicking like idiots have nothing else to mount a futile foundation bitch?
What you see on the poster is the logo background Foundation: a tree whose trunk is painted with the colors of the English flag which flows into smaller branches that show the colors of the flags autonomous communities. Go metaphor bottle.
What the hell are going to do in the foundation? "Getting together to watch the Spain-Malta VHS? Doing readings from Captain Thunder comics? At the moment the first action to be undertaken has been draft a criminal complaint against the words of actor Pepe Rubianes broadcast on TV3 on the ground that incite hatred toward Spain and the English . Pepe Rubianes want to load to Spain! Help!
One of the kingpins of the foundation is Amando de Miguel, who says nationalists are trying to eradicate the Castilian, a common language not only the English but 400 million people worldwide . How can a sociologist think that a minority threatens a language spoken by 400 million people fucking? Are there good reasons to be afraid? Or is that they are bored and want to give a little excitement to their lives?
Well, if you take a look at all this shit in the news please visit Digital Freedom or the official website of the foundation .

Monday, January 30, 2006

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PATHETIC CHILDREN WITH JACKET BRONZE BUST BILLIONAIRES


Yes, the redneck beardless photo is Dan Brown, author of "The Da Vinci Code." Spain is now published his novel "Digital Fortress", which is set in the Seville 90. And apparently the nonsense you release this magician of the letters have no waste. I'll take one:
"Cranberry juice is a popular drink in Spain, but always accompanied by something else, like vodka" (p. 172).
This guy is breathtaking. Does cranberry juice? Anyone who scratched his pocket to buy the best-seller of this son-of-bitch-hack-to-fifth-row you would have to drop their heads in shame. And someone tells you that you have read (but not bought) "The Da Vinci Code." Yes, I read because the plot was devouring me, because I wanted to know where was the grace of the book. If I go down the street and I find a crowd of people watching something, I go up to see what happens. I'm the kind. I grew up in a town where an ambulance siren sounding in the distance reaches the range of outstanding event. So I could not help taking a look at the "Code." I will not dissect this novel of shit here. This comment is not about "The Da Vinci Code." It's about Dan Brown. About a guy who used topical resobados and cheap TV movie frames. About a guy who is swelling to break bread with the exercise of a profession that is very great. About a writer who is so goofy that does not bother to find out that cranberry juice is pure underground in Spain and, yet, ranks among the best sellers in our country.
By the way, "Digital Fortress"? A stinking noventero title for a novel published in the 90 that we now try to sell as a novelty.
By the way, Dan, your haircut is pure poetry.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

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RULE IS YOUR MADNESS STINKS


First, I apologize for the hiatus has been the blog this week due to recovery from breast implants that have been subjected involuntarily and I I had to recover in bed with the lights off and the batteries Gusiluz almost worn looking from the corner of the room.
Today I have been seeing a little bit of the show of Goya Awards 2006. It has given me the impression of attending a gathering of friends who suck cocks and taps occur on the shoulder. I think these galas are unfortunate for several reasons:
1. Participants in the show feel surrounded by the ghosts of Oscar, who are continuing innuendo. Something like "I hate the American film industry but I can not help looking at the corner of his eye." The Oscars are a marketing strategy and other sucking cock in the same style and blah, blah, blah ... but there is no denying that the quality of the films and the ceremony are several steps higher than the surrogate English.
2. The defense continued to English cinema: If the English film was good, would defend his own.
3. The rhythms and the protocol of these galas take anyone riled up.
4. The "gala themed" as "No to war." No one must be very brave to defend a slogan like "No War." In fact, do not think anyone is in favor of the war. I say "No to war" and the label of the balls were pure pose, a dangerous simplification and manipulation of language in any order. Protesting a particular war but used a "No War" (or whatever it is, a NO to all wars). Who will not agree to this? It is as if defending a "Yes to happiness." I repeat: what the sticker was a despicable strategy. And stating that I agree with that people took to the streets to show their discontent and I think a fucking who withdrew troops from Iraq. What bothered me was once the pose of "No to war" and the "I'm cool and I'm at the forefront because I oppose the war openly." Like everyone else.
Well, I lost the (fucking) saint (puto) sky with this paragraph. I cut it right here, hair.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

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to see if I explain. I do not know if this is the best way to structure this exhibition but, do you dream of something these examples?
A) Young University, 22, jeans and crescent tattoo on his shoulder : "Others look at me as a freak for my paint. As if he were crazy. Yes, I'm crazy," something happens ?'d rather be crazy than be like them. I'm proud of my madness. "
B) Marcos, 39, jeans and smooth : "Dude, look how I am. The other day I became infatuated in eating a pig in Segovia y. .. you know what I did? For without think twice I caught the car and bang, down I went. I is that I'm this crazy, you know I'm a guy who loves to be crazy. I do not everything. What I like a pig ... go ahead. "
Surely you ever heard such comments. This use of the words" crazy "," crazy. "Well, I was saying: These people disgust me and Asquith.
Reasons:
1 ) If you think you're crazy for wearing a piercing or dyed hair are subnormal deep red. Moreover, you are insulting the poor people who really are crazy, in an institution. SPENDING 50 euros in a tattoo is no madness. Make it a slice with your jeans with a box cutter is not anything crazy. If others look at you as "a freak" stop dwelling on how you look at others and make the ass.
2) self-identified as "crazy" is pathetic. A truly insane do not know what is, because for him the madness is a Reality , not a Pose . Call "crazy" to buy a bright yellow car or dump a container during a night of drinking is totally disproportionate.
The "madness" to which this people is cool. is madness that we sell in the ads, where young people dressed in costumes of 200 Euros out their tongues like crazy while following the rhythm of music crazy. It is the madness of "What a strong, Pedrito is crazier ... It has smoked a joint in front of the Faculty of History! ".
Do not get the poster of" crazy "to emphasize, do not think that what you do is unique and that you are outside the world of sane . All are within the same shit.
Leave a comment, madcap / a.

Monday, January 16, 2006

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UNIFORMED


the web's "20 Minutes" shows the following news: Local Police confiscated 10 paintings to Alicante street painter of the square of the Luceros and forces him to pay 100 euro fine to retrieve them. The page does not specify what he was charged to the painter (a Czech named Miroslav Spadrna) but I guess the pictures were removed from sale is not allowed in the street or some shit. The news can be read HERE . Well
. It so happens that a colleague of Alicante has been able to talk in person with such Miroslav, which is installed in the plaza of the stars. And it met the guy $ 100 to recover the paintings. But when presented in Commissioner willing to pay the fine, the Local Police informed him that they had been BURNED.
do not know the artist personally, but my colleague assures me that the guy seemed to tell the truth and was mosqueadísimo. Just thinking there may be someone capable of making such hijoputez is my blood runs cold.
I do not want to sound like a punk tantrum, but in this country is still a thing as abuse of authority. I refer not only to this case the artist: I've seen in Immigration officials treat immigrants as substandard, I have gone through a civil guard control where two uniformed sport gear I spoke as Tango and Cash ... And all that shit.
precupéis not you, I promise to my usual line.

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SLAG AND IF ME CAGO EN TU PUTA LAMP?


Occasionally I look at the online edition of newspaper La Razon, especially in the religion section: puro morbo ... I meeting today with an article entitled "What if we light a lamp?" , which attacks the art that is full of dark clouds of pessimism and anxiety or flight by the superficiality and vulgarity .
The article's author praises a nun whose paintings suggest seek peace, beauty, light, serenity and asks, in short, because the authors literary, film, etc.. are dedicated to making works that are not pretty stale in the sense of the word. Tantrum
And this columnist has its roots in a short film competition which called for works that discuss the meaning of life. Of course, many of the films dealt with topics such as suicide or drugs, a fact not liked this man hair. even said that young people confuse the meaning of life to suicide and madness .
Is it not a good strategy for treating a subject to analyze one end? Is there no connection between suicide and the meaning of life, or between drugs and avoidance of reality? Of course, what happens is that it is ugly. It's unpleasant. Suggests not so vulgar and simplistic peace, beauty and light .
But do not worry, because this guy has the solution: Young will be taught the wonder of living in a Christian .
I would not worry if they were the ideas of a single closed sir pate. I would argue that a percentage alarming rate (how they like the word to those of Reason) contains the same prejudices about art. Because ideas are spread like a plague, so facile are catchy.
The "lamp" that wants to turn the laborer does not shine shit.

Friday, January 13, 2006

How Much To Tip On A Wax

OFF THE CIGARETTE, HUMPHREY


without snuff World Day: The theme this year is "free to snuff films, Action".
No recent news is 2003, but has left me pictures. These people come to say that we must classify films in which smoking as "R" . The only exception to this rule would be when the presentation of snuff reflaja clearly and without ambiguity the dangers and consequences of using snuff. Puto educational film, right?
From here I propose to be classified as "J" movies where you say the word "broccoli" and "P" which displayed a giant gorilla climbs to the top of a skyscraper.
Censorship in its most convoluted. Let's put the movie code to see what they contain before you see them, lest we find some stupidity like a hot girl sucking them a horse or a man smoking. Fuck you, that you
, paranoid.
You can read the news here.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

One Swollen Tonsil For A Year

ADVERTISING "CUTRE ARSON?


I know that comes to mind, but it is a concern we have had for years. Why Pascual ads are so crappy? The Zumosol's cousin, the paralyzed family around the breakfast table on a shoddy imitation of Matrix ... All ads Pascual cast a terrible smell of low-budget advertising, a local television of the worst sort. But is not Easter a powerful brand with more than enough resources to perform quality ads? No doubt it is.
And I do not think that is another amateur air your ad is premeditated. They work. People buy their products despite (or because of) their ads. Do you intend to give a humble family business? What are the advertising strategy Pascual? And the music
: ss ads are accompanied by compositions that sound like demo Casio PT-10 and seem the result of the cramping of the mind of a Mongolian.
But one thing is clear: There is an "aesthetic Pascual." Just seeing the first three seconds of an ad we know it is Easter. And that's not easy. This is not achieved by chance.
Do you know which one is the "strategy Pascual? A mí me tiene rallado.

Monday, January 9, 2006

Pluerodiapharmatic Adhesion

"HERO? "FREAK? SPORTSMAN "Postmodern?


Seguro que habéis oído hablar de la proeza de este tipo con cara de niño pijo y quebradizo: Desde Alicante hasta Ibiza nadando, a pelo, sin manguitos.
Pues resulta que hace un par de días veo un reportaje donde analizan la estrategia de este joven para ganarse la vida. La publicidad: Marcas deportivas, plátano de Canarias... Durante la hazaña se comía un plátano cada quince minutos. Cada detalle está eficazmente calculado para que proporcione dinero. El chaval se dedica a plantear retos imposibles para beneficiarse del patrocinio a lo grande. Fijaos en la foto; todos esos logotipos impresos sobre su piel.
And do not even stop. In its official website, David Meca be sold as Swimmer, Model and Actor. "Model and actor? Yes, I invite you dig out the page.
do not know, there is something of this peacock that I'm really bad roll. I think the guy is commendable that cross the sea to swim half. I consider it a feat of superhuman. But ... Is not there something about their appearance or expression that is disgusting? Maybe the eternal marks of swimming goggles on his face?
Please visit your page and help me. David Meca There's something that makes me sweat prowess, something that takes away weight and validity to their acts. What the hell is it?

Viking Longship Labelled

CONTEST "THE FAMILY UNREAL"


Here is a version of the greeting card Unreal House. Mr. Madaria send us a picture juicy turkey Michael Jackson and Abba on the role of intruders. Bravo, Madaria. ! Keep sending your manipulations!

Wednesday, January 4, 2006

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HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF SEMEN


my God, what have aroused controversy novels pubescent wizard. Not long ago, news broke that the Vatican (that little country where the fiction comes to life) crossed off the books of the saga of being anti-Christian. But "diving into the network" (expression of shit) I found rabble that is the same suit.
- Hundreds of Rowling's books were thrown into the flames in New Mexico (USA) by a Christian community accused the boy wizard of being the devil.
Christians "Fans around a bonfire while shouting angry? I can not think of anything more witch. That is, the devil takes the form of a fictional character. What will happen? Did you jump from page to impale your ass Christians? Or will face with the Messiah to have reached the same rank (ie fictional)?
- Jack Brock, pastor of Christian Community Church in Alamogordo, delivered a sermon in which he denounced the protagonist of the novel to teach children witchcraft.
Wow, so "denounced the protagonist of the novel ... This Harry Potter deserves a good beating. Sure, the Jack Brock fantasizes that lay the little magician in his knees as he pinched her nipples with lust.
- In October 1999, a group of American parents accused the Rowling books to be a representation of the "absolutely demonic." Repeated phrases such as Elizabeth Mounce of Columbia: "The books have a serious tone of death, hatred and disrespect."
DEATH, HATE y. .. disrespect. The phrase pufff done as at the end, right? Also, does the Bible and Catholic iconography have a tone of good cheer? Yes, see a guy nailed to a cross bleeding is a good feeling that you shit.
- A priest in Lewiston, Maine, held a meeting when it premiered the film "The Chamber of Secrets" in which the audience broke into pieces the books about the orphaned wizard.
Please only Hinder I ask you a few seconds to recreate the scene in your mind ... Already? Vale.
The most absurd of all is that if indeed Voldemort (the villain of the series) was the Devil, Christians would be left to rely on other Harry Potter to remove it.
Curious, no?