Monday, January 30, 2006

Buy Murraya Koenigii Plant

PATHETIC CHILDREN WITH JACKET BRONZE BUST BILLIONAIRES


Yes, the redneck beardless photo is Dan Brown, author of "The Da Vinci Code." Spain is now published his novel "Digital Fortress", which is set in the Seville 90. And apparently the nonsense you release this magician of the letters have no waste. I'll take one:
"Cranberry juice is a popular drink in Spain, but always accompanied by something else, like vodka" (p. 172).
This guy is breathtaking. Does cranberry juice? Anyone who scratched his pocket to buy the best-seller of this son-of-bitch-hack-to-fifth-row you would have to drop their heads in shame. And someone tells you that you have read (but not bought) "The Da Vinci Code." Yes, I read because the plot was devouring me, because I wanted to know where was the grace of the book. If I go down the street and I find a crowd of people watching something, I go up to see what happens. I'm the kind. I grew up in a town where an ambulance siren sounding in the distance reaches the range of outstanding event. So I could not help taking a look at the "Code." I will not dissect this novel of shit here. This comment is not about "The Da Vinci Code." It's about Dan Brown. About a guy who used topical resobados and cheap TV movie frames. About a guy who is swelling to break bread with the exercise of a profession that is very great. About a writer who is so goofy that does not bother to find out that cranberry juice is pure underground in Spain and, yet, ranks among the best sellers in our country.
By the way, "Digital Fortress"? A stinking noventero title for a novel published in the 90 that we now try to sell as a novelty.
By the way, Dan, your haircut is pure poetry.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Huntik New Mission Episode 1

RULE IS YOUR MADNESS STINKS


First, I apologize for the hiatus has been the blog this week due to recovery from breast implants that have been subjected involuntarily and I I had to recover in bed with the lights off and the batteries Gusiluz almost worn looking from the corner of the room.
Today I have been seeing a little bit of the show of Goya Awards 2006. It has given me the impression of attending a gathering of friends who suck cocks and taps occur on the shoulder. I think these galas are unfortunate for several reasons:
1. Participants in the show feel surrounded by the ghosts of Oscar, who are continuing innuendo. Something like "I hate the American film industry but I can not help looking at the corner of his eye." The Oscars are a marketing strategy and other sucking cock in the same style and blah, blah, blah ... but there is no denying that the quality of the films and the ceremony are several steps higher than the surrogate English.
2. The defense continued to English cinema: If the English film was good, would defend his own.
3. The rhythms and the protocol of these galas take anyone riled up.
4. The "gala themed" as "No to war." No one must be very brave to defend a slogan like "No War." In fact, do not think anyone is in favor of the war. I say "No to war" and the label of the balls were pure pose, a dangerous simplification and manipulation of language in any order. Protesting a particular war but used a "No War" (or whatever it is, a NO to all wars). Who will not agree to this? It is as if defending a "Yes to happiness." I repeat: what the sticker was a despicable strategy. And stating that I agree with that people took to the streets to show their discontent and I think a fucking who withdrew troops from Iraq. What bothered me was once the pose of "No to war" and the "I'm cool and I'm at the forefront because I oppose the war openly." Like everyone else.
Well, I lost the (fucking) saint (puto) sky with this paragraph. I cut it right here, hair.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Going For Lunch Denise Milani Skins.be




to see if I explain. I do not know if this is the best way to structure this exhibition but, do you dream of something these examples?
A) Young University, 22, jeans and crescent tattoo on his shoulder : "Others look at me as a freak for my paint. As if he were crazy. Yes, I'm crazy," something happens ?'d rather be crazy than be like them. I'm proud of my madness. "
B) Marcos, 39, jeans and smooth : "Dude, look how I am. The other day I became infatuated in eating a pig in Segovia y. .. you know what I did? For without think twice I caught the car and bang, down I went. I is that I'm this crazy, you know I'm a guy who loves to be crazy. I do not everything. What I like a pig ... go ahead. "
Surely you ever heard such comments. This use of the words" crazy "," crazy. "Well, I was saying: These people disgust me and Asquith.
Reasons:
1 ) If you think you're crazy for wearing a piercing or dyed hair are subnormal deep red. Moreover, you are insulting the poor people who really are crazy, in an institution. SPENDING 50 euros in a tattoo is no madness. Make it a slice with your jeans with a box cutter is not anything crazy. If others look at you as "a freak" stop dwelling on how you look at others and make the ass.
2) self-identified as "crazy" is pathetic. A truly insane do not know what is, because for him the madness is a Reality , not a Pose . Call "crazy" to buy a bright yellow car or dump a container during a night of drinking is totally disproportionate.
The "madness" to which this people is cool. is madness that we sell in the ads, where young people dressed in costumes of 200 Euros out their tongues like crazy while following the rhythm of music crazy. It is the madness of "What a strong, Pedrito is crazier ... It has smoked a joint in front of the Faculty of History! ".
Do not get the poster of" crazy "to emphasize, do not think that what you do is unique and that you are outside the world of sane . All are within the same shit.
Leave a comment, madcap / a.

Monday, January 16, 2006

50thbirthday Announcement Wording

UNIFORMED


the web's "20 Minutes" shows the following news: Local Police confiscated 10 paintings to Alicante street painter of the square of the Luceros and forces him to pay 100 euro fine to retrieve them. The page does not specify what he was charged to the painter (a Czech named Miroslav Spadrna) but I guess the pictures were removed from sale is not allowed in the street or some shit. The news can be read HERE . Well
. It so happens that a colleague of Alicante has been able to talk in person with such Miroslav, which is installed in the plaza of the stars. And it met the guy $ 100 to recover the paintings. But when presented in Commissioner willing to pay the fine, the Local Police informed him that they had been BURNED.
do not know the artist personally, but my colleague assures me that the guy seemed to tell the truth and was mosqueadísimo. Just thinking there may be someone capable of making such hijoputez is my blood runs cold.
I do not want to sound like a punk tantrum, but in this country is still a thing as abuse of authority. I refer not only to this case the artist: I've seen in Immigration officials treat immigrants as substandard, I have gone through a civil guard control where two uniformed sport gear I spoke as Tango and Cash ... And all that shit.
precupéis not you, I promise to my usual line.

Find Tiger Striped Desert Eagle

SLAG AND IF ME CAGO EN TU PUTA LAMP?


Occasionally I look at the online edition of newspaper La Razon, especially in the religion section: puro morbo ... I meeting today with an article entitled "What if we light a lamp?" , which attacks the art that is full of dark clouds of pessimism and anxiety or flight by the superficiality and vulgarity .
The article's author praises a nun whose paintings suggest seek peace, beauty, light, serenity and asks, in short, because the authors literary, film, etc.. are dedicated to making works that are not pretty stale in the sense of the word. Tantrum
And this columnist has its roots in a short film competition which called for works that discuss the meaning of life. Of course, many of the films dealt with topics such as suicide or drugs, a fact not liked this man hair. even said that young people confuse the meaning of life to suicide and madness .
Is it not a good strategy for treating a subject to analyze one end? Is there no connection between suicide and the meaning of life, or between drugs and avoidance of reality? Of course, what happens is that it is ugly. It's unpleasant. Suggests not so vulgar and simplistic peace, beauty and light .
But do not worry, because this guy has the solution: Young will be taught the wonder of living in a Christian .
I would not worry if they were the ideas of a single closed sir pate. I would argue that a percentage alarming rate (how they like the word to those of Reason) contains the same prejudices about art. Because ideas are spread like a plague, so facile are catchy.
The "lamp" that wants to turn the laborer does not shine shit.

Friday, January 13, 2006

How Much To Tip On A Wax

OFF THE CIGARETTE, HUMPHREY


without snuff World Day: The theme this year is "free to snuff films, Action".
No recent news is 2003, but has left me pictures. These people come to say that we must classify films in which smoking as "R" . The only exception to this rule would be when the presentation of snuff reflaja clearly and without ambiguity the dangers and consequences of using snuff. Puto educational film, right?
From here I propose to be classified as "J" movies where you say the word "broccoli" and "P" which displayed a giant gorilla climbs to the top of a skyscraper.
Censorship in its most convoluted. Let's put the movie code to see what they contain before you see them, lest we find some stupidity like a hot girl sucking them a horse or a man smoking. Fuck you, that you
, paranoid.
You can read the news here.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

One Swollen Tonsil For A Year

ADVERTISING "CUTRE ARSON?


I know that comes to mind, but it is a concern we have had for years. Why Pascual ads are so crappy? The Zumosol's cousin, the paralyzed family around the breakfast table on a shoddy imitation of Matrix ... All ads Pascual cast a terrible smell of low-budget advertising, a local television of the worst sort. But is not Easter a powerful brand with more than enough resources to perform quality ads? No doubt it is.
And I do not think that is another amateur air your ad is premeditated. They work. People buy their products despite (or because of) their ads. Do you intend to give a humble family business? What are the advertising strategy Pascual? And the music
: ss ads are accompanied by compositions that sound like demo Casio PT-10 and seem the result of the cramping of the mind of a Mongolian.
But one thing is clear: There is an "aesthetic Pascual." Just seeing the first three seconds of an ad we know it is Easter. And that's not easy. This is not achieved by chance.
Do you know which one is the "strategy Pascual? A mí me tiene rallado.

Monday, January 9, 2006

Pluerodiapharmatic Adhesion

"HERO? "FREAK? SPORTSMAN "Postmodern?


Seguro que habéis oído hablar de la proeza de este tipo con cara de niño pijo y quebradizo: Desde Alicante hasta Ibiza nadando, a pelo, sin manguitos.
Pues resulta que hace un par de días veo un reportaje donde analizan la estrategia de este joven para ganarse la vida. La publicidad: Marcas deportivas, plátano de Canarias... Durante la hazaña se comía un plátano cada quince minutos. Cada detalle está eficazmente calculado para que proporcione dinero. El chaval se dedica a plantear retos imposibles para beneficiarse del patrocinio a lo grande. Fijaos en la foto; todos esos logotipos impresos sobre su piel.
And do not even stop. In its official website, David Meca be sold as Swimmer, Model and Actor. "Model and actor? Yes, I invite you dig out the page.
do not know, there is something of this peacock that I'm really bad roll. I think the guy is commendable that cross the sea to swim half. I consider it a feat of superhuman. But ... Is not there something about their appearance or expression that is disgusting? Maybe the eternal marks of swimming goggles on his face?
Please visit your page and help me. David Meca There's something that makes me sweat prowess, something that takes away weight and validity to their acts. What the hell is it?

Viking Longship Labelled

CONTEST "THE FAMILY UNREAL"


Here is a version of the greeting card Unreal House. Mr. Madaria send us a picture juicy turkey Michael Jackson and Abba on the role of intruders. Bravo, Madaria. ! Keep sending your manipulations!

Wednesday, January 4, 2006

Monica Roccaforte Breast Size

HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF SEMEN


my God, what have aroused controversy novels pubescent wizard. Not long ago, news broke that the Vatican (that little country where the fiction comes to life) crossed off the books of the saga of being anti-Christian. But "diving into the network" (expression of shit) I found rabble that is the same suit.
- Hundreds of Rowling's books were thrown into the flames in New Mexico (USA) by a Christian community accused the boy wizard of being the devil.
Christians "Fans around a bonfire while shouting angry? I can not think of anything more witch. That is, the devil takes the form of a fictional character. What will happen? Did you jump from page to impale your ass Christians? Or will face with the Messiah to have reached the same rank (ie fictional)?
- Jack Brock, pastor of Christian Community Church in Alamogordo, delivered a sermon in which he denounced the protagonist of the novel to teach children witchcraft.
Wow, so "denounced the protagonist of the novel ... This Harry Potter deserves a good beating. Sure, the Jack Brock fantasizes that lay the little magician in his knees as he pinched her nipples with lust.
- In October 1999, a group of American parents accused the Rowling books to be a representation of the "absolutely demonic." Repeated phrases such as Elizabeth Mounce of Columbia: "The books have a serious tone of death, hatred and disrespect."
DEATH, HATE y. .. disrespect. The phrase pufff done as at the end, right? Also, does the Bible and Catholic iconography have a tone of good cheer? Yes, see a guy nailed to a cross bleeding is a good feeling that you shit.
- A priest in Lewiston, Maine, held a meeting when it premiered the film "The Chamber of Secrets" in which the audience broke into pieces the books about the orphaned wizard.
Please only Hinder I ask you a few seconds to recreate the scene in your mind ... Already? Vale.
The most absurd of all is that if indeed Voldemort (the villain of the series) was the Devil, Christians would be left to rely on other Harry Potter to remove it.
Curious, no?