Wednesday, December 28, 2005

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Yes: Still lifes give me fucking sick. Does anyone see him grace to put together a couple of fruit and a bottle for portraits?
After a brief incursion into the Google Images search, I discover that continue to paint still life in the wild. There is a painter who shows in his repertoire. And perhaps as a way of learning is not bad, but as an artistic object is garbage. I would say that the guy who paints a still life is because it is dry of ideas.
not now I think of anything more mediocre than a still life. Perhaps a Marine. The Marine also stinks. And I write all this because I think the issue of the still life serves as a metaphor for understanding what is happening right now in the world of art. In the film, in literature. Too many people are content to "paint still life, doing something mediocre and above resultón and throw balls to call it art. Because, why would we want to portray reality if your best picture is the reality? Is it supposed to convey something I have to paint the broken jar, this orange and a bottle of tintorro? Something that I did not convey the same objects in reality? Art serves to re-contextualize, to give us something of what the "reality" is lacking.
So: no more still lifes, please.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Casting First Time Free

THE FAMILY STILL LIFE SUCK I WANT



Unable to collect on the same day the Kings and their grandchildren, the Casa del Rey has had to acknowledge the photographic installation that illustrates this year's greeting Christmas of the English Royal Family, and the displayed the King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia with her seven grandchildren.
This is the news that I find on the website of the SER. In other words, the tender and Juanca Christmas stamp and wife accompanied the entourage of infant blood Blue is just a blatant and laborious assembly with Photoshop. I shudder. Will I get to speak here of the loss of authenticity in the world today? How does the fabric of reality is full of holes and that maybe someday humanity in through any of them? No. I do not want to bore anyone. I will only comment on some of the phrases in the news and everyone to think on their own.
For example: The image of the eldest of the Princes of Asturias corresponds to the photo session that made the day he left the small clinic where she was born. is, we can recreate the moment that Greek smiling place your arms "as if" (and this is the key word) had her granddaughter in her arms after sticking a Mandaa you up baby. And look who's photo is when I read "Little left the clinic." Juicy anachronism.
More morbo postmodern: The image of the little Irene, who is on the arms of his brother John, is the same that appears in congratulating the Infanta Cristina and her husband. Duplication terrifying. A child with the same gestures and the same position at two different times. The ubiquity in the era of information overload.
And worse over the thing because: also photograph of the daughter of Elena and Jaime de Bourbon de Marichalar no arms. is what has made no real photos of the lifetime. "Mom, can tell the girl sobbed," Why I have no arms in the picture? "When I have I done this picture? Not remember, Mom." And megafreak de Marichalar will respond: "Is that because the grandparents were busy they have had to do a trick."
But look at the justification: Los Reyes wanted to congratulate this year's Christmas in the company of all her grandchildren, so he decided to make this montage. intrigues me the word of this sentence is company . They wanted to congratulate "in company" (ie surrounded by empty spaces where then filled in the images) of their grandchildren. We are talking about virtual reality, simulation, concepts as "company" used in a misleading manner.
And to top it off, the spokesman for La Zarzuela therefore indicates that not reduce the affection of the Kings to all those who receive their congratulations . That is, the failure to currado a picture in a position, with all the family together REALLY, do not think it's been a thing to get by. Kings DESPITE we want (this is the trap that has fallen spokesman) that they have showed us a photo of LIE. A photo should convey something like "look how happy we are in this fucking hot deluxe room, surrounded by all these children because it's Christmas, and Christmas is to pass it as a family. It's what we do not even think we are a normal family. We are as normal until we met with the grandchildren as a couple of grandparents either. " A photo
throwing that message on one side but that also is revealed as a crude manipulation which goes precisely against the same message?
can see the fudge on the web expanded http://www.casareal.es
analicéis I invite you to the details of the room and the disturbing and terrifying change in tone and brightness between each grandchild. Like children caught in different planes of reality that eerily match for a millisecond.
Your comments are welcome.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Greeting/welcome Speech

UNREAL SUPER Choqui-YAMI "


Have you never been to one of those restaurants where you get extremely ridiculous names for dishes? I mean those who do not call anything by its name. Where a cheeseburger is a "Quesi-party" or where a chocolate milkshake is a "Choco-milky-milky froth." I do, and I've gone wrong.
These cases usually occur in mediocre franchise shifts where the employer has come up with the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bselling a "Concept", a closed universe. A common strategy for giving the franchise its own personality. Because they also want to have their own "Big Mac" (ridiculous name that no longer seems to have become fossilized).
worst thing is you open the letter and just what you like is what is most shameful name. I came up with a salad "Abracadabra." And there you are with three options:
a) ask something else with a name less sophisticated.
b) take a couple of eggs and ask for the dish with a perfect vocal.
c) Lift the card to the waiter to see it while you point your choice with your finger and say "I want this." O my I'll bring the 7 "(this in case you get lucky and options are numbered.
I usually opt for c). But the waiters are not stupid and this is what happens:
CUSTOMER: I'll seven.
STEWARD (aloud): A "Burrito Lover Horny Chupi-III", right?
CUSTOMER (embarrassed): No. ..
should put a warning sticker on the door of the premises: "Attention. Unnumbered ridiculous names. "Or maybe we should make a list of places where this has happened to us to warn others. Now I come to mind Chesscafe and Hard Rock. Do you remember any more?
By the way, I know the picture of the article has nothing to do, but I love it.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Can A Herpe Bump Be One Bump

CATHOLIC AND METALERO: GO CROSS!


What follows is the beginning of a discussion on a forum for Christian musicians. Read it, is priceless:
Good, I'm a metalhead Catholic and I would like to know the opinion of other Catholics about a type of music: the black metal.Tengo doubt whether you can influence me in listening to something satanic groups as the "cradle of filth", "marilyn manson" etc ... because i dont know, lyrics are in English and I do not hear very well, but what is the rhythm of the music I encanta.Se music which is kind of black metal but Christian content. unblack is also called white metal or metal. I do not know ... I'm not convinced these things come mucho.De my doubts, whether the lyrics are satanic, should I give up this kind of music and not just listen to satanic metal? That is, for example listen to heavy metal. (And I hear it) Another question, is evil symbol usually make the metalheads? (Horns by hand -> \\ m / Thanks in advance brothers.
I invite you to read the answers in the forum give this tormented puberty. I have been white. From a "psychologist" that explains how the black metal until it kills neurons metalhead a Brazilian Catholic who says he, instead of making the symbol of the horns with his fingers, making the sign of the holy trinity. You can find it at:

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

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PARENTS FOR THEIR CHILDREN disguising


No nothing more terrifying to read in the face of a child dressed as: "I do not like the costume I'm wearing, I'm dying of shame, a thing of my parents." Because it has been far from the scene of children trying on adult clothes out of the trunk in the attic, hidden. The earliest image of the infant, giving free rein to their creativity.
Now is the parents who are in charge of dressing their children. The child as a toy manipulated by the parents. The child as a representative of the family genius. "What more beautiful costume takes your little girl!" Says one mother to another at a party. "Yes, I've sewn, Is not it beautiful?".
All this comes because I just remember a pseudonoticia that appeared on the news of A3 when the wedding of the prince (that eternal teenager of expression soda). It turns out that the association of parents of a college he had thought the idea of \u200b\u200bputting a mock wedding with their own children. Recreation the scene: a classroom of kindergarten children aged five costume jacket with a small wedding dress and a poor prince dressed buck. And all crying, confused, looking to understand nothing while applauding hysterical mothers attend something slightly similar what would be the actual wedding. And when it comes to kissing, a woman manipulating the heads of children so that they do want morras after.
anyone else see it? Because it seems breathtaking.
I have seen classmates dressed as Michael Jackson (what irony), Mozart, phone ... I dressed myself (/ aron) of beggar. Go disrespect! "Hi, I'm a beggar, give me something to eat, sleep on the fucking street." "Ha, ha, how funny the baby."
I also dressed chicken, Muslim with a sword, a boxer ... Leave your comments and tell me that you have / have dressed in your childhood. At this point I find very interesting. Maybe gone tomorrow.

Memorial Speech For Wedding



I see in La 2 a debate on the doping and the world of sport where it has been argued that athletes of ancient Greece took magic mushrooms to pay more. On the one hand, there is evidence that fungi enhance physical endurance and make us breathing as bulls. But then, how the hell did not die of sheer paranoia? I have trouble getting into the skin of a Greek sculpture in the stadium cheered while hallucinating, literally everything that surrounds him. Something like:
-JUDGE: What's so late in releasing the album, Diogenes?
-DIOGENES: Is the disc? Throwing?
-JUDGE: Come on, boy. Effected your release.
-DIOGENES ( looking disc with watery eyes ) What you talking about, man?
Doping is a trap, because it affects not doped, they are disadvantaged. But if sport is entertainment and if the doping athlete makes a run longer, hold more and more of a show, why not all are doped? I propose the creation of parallel Olympics, where doping is allowed, a league with players doped. Beckham surfeit of mushrooms to the crowd watching from the stands and thinking, "What do you want? Why wait? Why are you here? Beckham, Beckham ...! Do you mean me? Public public. ..! How do you feel now, eh? ".
Wow, I thought this issue was going to give me more.