Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Memorial Speech For Wedding



I see in La 2 a debate on the doping and the world of sport where it has been argued that athletes of ancient Greece took magic mushrooms to pay more. On the one hand, there is evidence that fungi enhance physical endurance and make us breathing as bulls. But then, how the hell did not die of sheer paranoia? I have trouble getting into the skin of a Greek sculpture in the stadium cheered while hallucinating, literally everything that surrounds him. Something like:
-JUDGE: What's so late in releasing the album, Diogenes?
-DIOGENES: Is the disc? Throwing?
-JUDGE: Come on, boy. Effected your release.
-DIOGENES ( looking disc with watery eyes ) What you talking about, man?
Doping is a trap, because it affects not doped, they are disadvantaged. But if sport is entertainment and if the doping athlete makes a run longer, hold more and more of a show, why not all are doped? I propose the creation of parallel Olympics, where doping is allowed, a league with players doped. Beckham surfeit of mushrooms to the crowd watching from the stands and thinking, "What do you want? Why wait? Why are you here? Beckham, Beckham ...! Do you mean me? Public public. ..! How do you feel now, eh? ".
Wow, I thought this issue was going to give me more.

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